Jokes about mute swans

Jokes about mute swans
Here are some jokes I have invented about swans
Here they are.

1. Why did the Mute Swan cross the road?
Because it SWANted to.

2. Three Swans walk into a bar,
The bar man says would you like the bill?
The swans say thanks but we have already got a bill each.

3.
Knock Knock
Who is there?
No answer
Oh it must be A mute swan.


4. What is a Mute Swans favorite Letter?
S, as it has a s shaped neck.

5. What do you call a swan's wizard wand?
A swand.

6. What swan is the best for celebrating
A Whooper Swan.

7. What swan could be good at Jazz?
A Trumpeter Swan

Anagrams of Mute Swan include Wants Emu..
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